the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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