good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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