Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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