i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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