Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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