Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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