Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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