I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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