you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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