Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It was a blind-side dick pic.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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