found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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