Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the room spins SO much faster in panama
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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