i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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