i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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