You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Don't tell me you're on acid again
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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