guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
the day after is always just damage control
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Randomize
