You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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