I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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