I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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