I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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