I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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