Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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