She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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