why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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