remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i believe in u and ur pee
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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