Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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