We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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