Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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