So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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