Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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