Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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