Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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