Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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