I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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