I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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