Buhtt sex?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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