Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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