would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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