? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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