Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can Purell be used as lube?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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