He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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