Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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