Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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