she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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