I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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