i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
nutella sex= disaster
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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