You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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