That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
the raccoons are back...
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