I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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