This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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